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Maximilian Uriarte

@tlcplmax

I am Max: NYT bestselling author, artist, and animator. Bruin.

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Be careful, Snake… that’s Ryder. Ryder may be young, but he is the commander of an elite canine unit known as the “Paw Patrol.” You’ll have to defeat all of his 7 trained, loyal, and technologically advanced dogs before you’ll have a chance against him.

Be careful, Snake… that’s Ryder. Ryder may be young, but he is the commander of an elite canine unit known as the “Paw Patrol.” You’ll have to defeat all of his 7 trained, loyal, and technologically advanced dogs before you’ll have a chance against him.
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LA is popping off right now. Marines are on standby. Obviously crazy all around but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't prefer Marines out here over Natty G's. Better training. Better uniforms. Maybe I'm biased.

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If anyone needs a green card in LA, I 10/10 recommend marrying a Marine over natty guard. If you're going to base a relationship on government benefits and sex, Marines take all categories over the guard, like Mohamed Ali punching a baby.

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People that think LA is a Warzone don’t understand that LA is massive and this is all pretty confined to like a few square blocks. I have not seen a single anything where I live on the west side.

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Having spent a lot of time in London myself, they are not comparable. LA County is *~*4,084*~* square miles, which is what most people consider "LA." LA is a sprawl.

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We’ve gone full circle to only letting our kid watch classic cable TV channels like Cartoon Network. No algorithm. Not catered to him. He can just watch what’s on. I feel like this is healthier somehow?