I see Jessie Reyez is on a tweeting spree again and I hope she sees me next <3

I know me and Jessie Reyez and I aren’t actually friends, but I treat her promotional phone number like she’s really texting me , anyways I bought the signed vinyl as soon as It texted me about it 🦦

I can’t jump rope in the gym because my huge fat ass will create sound waves from the clapping and shatter the windows 😔

Here me out, Jessie Reyez as Korra live action

I fear the twinks with bad attitudes forget they are on a time limit before an inevitable expiration date that evolves into malnourished 30 year old

I’ve made 6 songs about a boy I’ve never dated

I’m not jerking off to porn anymore and this is literally the fight of my life I am so HORNY

I just listened to the full Jessie Reyez PAID IN MEMORIES album in the gym and I feel like I’ve elevated into a thunderstorm of emotions 💛🦦

Jessie Reyez paid in memories signed vinyl 💛🦦 Album of the century 🦦💛

I feel like Baddies having gotten more than one season is a recession indicator

Jessie Reyez can you please do another lakes YouTube series for this tour <3 thanks 🙏

I need kesha to run it back and make a part 2 of this song right here

The way yall talk about ice spice body has the same energy of how early 2010s magazines criticized every female in the spotlights body

How about 1 gorilla and 100 men vs my throat

Grimes was almost Ava Braun if you think about it

Save a horse 🐎

Bring back porn in gay clubs so straight people stop showing up

I wish nothing but the absolute worst for all the men I’ve loved before

Going to a new gym feels like the first day of middle school. I’m just old enough not to be accompanied to my first period, but not old enough to not feel clueless and awkward.

Jock straps are so tired I’m sorry 🫩