John Kruzel Amazon is able to deliver me anything with 1-2 hours, but USPS can't deliver ballots for the leader of the free world in days?

they 👏🏻 are 👏🏻legitimate 👏🏻 votes👏🏻 cast👏🏻 before👏🏻EOD 👏🏻yesterday👏🏻because👏🏻we’re👏🏻in👏🏻a👏🏻fucking 👏🏻PANDEMIC👏🏻

BREAKING: Nation anxiously waits to see if man leading by 3.4 MILLION VOTES will become the next President.

This would be violation of 18 USC 592 (and 594) and anyone ordering armed law enforcement officials to ballot-counting venues could be imprisoned for up to 5 years. #LawAndOrder

This is important and should be watched by everyone no matter what side of the aisle you’re on, though we all know the side that will just scoff, call it a hoax and then masturbate all over their 401K statements. Thanks John Oliver youtube.com/watch?v=IuVo4f…

Nevada. Georgia. Cmon. Let’s do this.

why arent they teargassing the mobs of armed protesters swarming vote counting locations 🤔

Trump’s whole Twitter strategy right now appears to be “if we didn’t let people vote, I would be winning by a landslide!” Pretty spot on to his covid strategy of tests v. cases actually. At least he’s consistent.

The President-elect won in 2016 with a -3 million vote margin. The President-elect won in 2020 with a +7 million vote margin. We have *10 million* more reasons to be proud today than Trump ever did.

All I have to say is... HELL. YES. Oh... And “Bye, Felicia”

Today is what I imagine it was like when people near Chernobyl were able to breathe fresh air again. To be fair, it’s 11:00 at night and I have no idea if this reference is historically accurate but I literally do not care.

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This is Emily W. Murphy. She’s a Trump appointee at the GSA who is declining to sign the letter authorizing the Biden transition to begin. Give her a call and tell her you want Biden treated like every other president-elect. 1-844-472-4111

Just hilarious.

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Officially deleting Twitter for a little bit. I’m not doing myself any mental health favors. To the three people who will miss me on here - you probably know how to get a hold of me five other different ways. 😉

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