Do you know how I know I'm a dad? HeyBearSensory have released a new video and it's a banger!

Someone call #GuinnessWorldRecord my Sunflower is out of control 🌻🌻🌻 over 3m now and and still going!

Day at the races with #TeamBlake. Unfortunately luck not on their side today...but still a mega day! #FP2 #mildenhall Chris Blake Dale Blake

A well earned $2.5m...fair bloody play not dropping a set for the whole tournament is some achievement! #EmmaRaducanu

Had great joy this evening after getting petrol in my car...the worker placing a "out of service" sign on the diesel pump as the snobby, posh and now very angry women in her brand new Range Rover was about to use it....should have bought the petrol model love!

Office is done enough to be in there! Ran out of daylight to do the ceiling!.....floor, ceiling and some decorating and it's done! Couldn't have done it without Dad, I made a good enough assistant!

Misty lunchtime walk today, dog wasn't best pleased as apparently it's the middle of winter out there today! #freezing

🚨This is not a (play)test! To celebrate the coming launch of #Battlefield2042 , we're giving away 2 codes for the Ultimate Edition!🚨 Like, RT & @ your squad for your chance to deploy just in time for Early Access! Winners announced on Nov. 12 @ 12pm (ET) #EAPlaytesting

Playing #Vanguard MP does something to me and I turn into a toxic 15 year old like the good old days, I cannot stop myself!

lethalleek Call of Duty #WarzoneReport

Tjacob74 Call of Duty #WarzoneReport

Forgetting to put the heater on the timer in my office (thats built in my garage)....currently 6 degrees at my desk! 🥶🥶🥶🥶

The thing I miss the most now I have a child......going to the toilet with the door shut, oh and sleep but that's a given!

If Daniel Ricciardo wins the Australian Grand Prix this weekend I will give someone $1000 #F1 🏎️🏎️🏎️ Here's how you enter ... 1. Reply to this tweet 2. Follow StoneMountain 3. Retweet Winner chosen on April 11th.

Contemplating stealing the dogs cooling jacket to be honest! #mightbetoohot!

🚨last min giveaway🚨 With the launch of #sneakpinkvsgreen we are giving away: 1x shaker 1x melon blast tub How to enter: 🟤follow me so I can DM you 🟤follow SNEAK 🟤retweet this tweet Winner picked love tomorrow at 12pm UK time

Having a kid is great but when he's shouting at the top of his voice at 6:15am...."it's time to play" it does make you think about it a bit more!

It's the blokes that have women on their shoulders I feel sorry for! Having my 3 year old on them is uncomfortable let alone a full grown adult!

🐶#COMPETITION TIME🐶 Calling all #PawPatrol fans - to celebrate the launch of the new film, we're giving away this Mighty Movie Toy bundle to ONE lucky winner! For a chance to #WIN, simply 1) FOLLOW 2) RT 3) COMMENT #BMPawPatrol Competition ends 9am 2/11/31

Watching football these days is almost unbearable...every single goal has a 3 minute wait to see if it's an actual goal #fuckoffVAR