Jesus is coming soon but you're telling us to contribute for 2025 church project

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When husband bath finish... British wife would say ... Honey, you look sweet American: You are handsome sweetheart! But Nigeria wife: Where you Dey go ?

If you see a married man online by 3am, please don’t text him oooo, that’s his wife doing patrol

#TGIF

#EidMubarak

*No matter how broke you are, never pick a bike to meet a guy on a first date and tell him to pay.* *If you don't have TP stay at home and stop disgracing your makeups and wigs.*🤞 *Monday motivational qoute*💥✍🏼 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Babalawo carry olosho go hotel.ashawo steal babalawo iphone,she forget her pant.😂😂😂😂who will look for who ???

*Thank God sex is not like recharge cards. When you want to load your partner, it will show you "This Card Has Been Used By Another Customer". Some people will run mad. You will just be hearing men shouting at night "I Say Tell Me The Truth, Who Recharged You"?* 😅😅😅😅

*I was insulted today because of my good attitude......is it bad to stop taxi just to greet the people inside?????*

*Ordinary Children's Day, dem Don book room finish for hotel.... Shey children dey lodge ni???* 🤷‍♂️🚶

*Wahala don enter street oh two men done post one pikin dey wish am happy children’s day my first fruit 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣* *Na dere I dey since morning oo🤷‍♂️* *🤷‍♂️*

*Bro if she doesn't want to* *introduce you to her parents* 😏 *Impregnate her*🙄 *Her parents will introduce themselves*🤔🤔😂😂

*If devil wants to punish you stylishly, he will give you a beautiful woman with a bad character or a handsome broke man with big penis...* *Infact your friends won't understand your pains*🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️

*Imagine if girls start doing rituals like boys. They don't need to use iPhone or Benz to lure guys. All they need to say is, baby come to my house, I am home alone.* No guy will remain in this world. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🕵️‍♀️🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️

Always look forward to your future. Fill your eyes and heart with motivation, Push yourself and boosts your capabilities to achieve what you want, May you gain confidence and believe in what you do, Wish you a happy Month.

MEANWHILE JUNE 13TH IS MY BIRTHDAY.... BUCKLE UP. LET'S SHUTDOWN THE CITY

What's going on ......

It's my birthday fam

I'm 23 today