Jordan Thompson is a beast. 🏐🏐🏐🏐🏐

9: Why are we doing this? T: Because this is PE class. 9: So we have to do this every day? 😩 T: What did you think you were going to do in PE? 9: Not workout!

I don’t really care who wins, but that’s not the first late hit out of bounds that Georgia’s had tonight that hasn’t been called. The officials need to get their shit together before someone gets hurt.

I feel like Twitter is way more concerned about what I’m reading than I am…

Admin: (walks into my room) I need to see Devin for a minute. Me: Which one? Admin: What do you mean which one? Me: I have 3 this period. Take your pick.

Went to dinner w/ the hubs. He got a soda. I ordered a bottle of wine. The waitress was so cute. She set down 2 glasses. “Oh he’s not going to need that glass.” “Well we can easily close up the bottle to take what’s left w/ you!” “We’re not going to need to do that either…”

Project assigned: October 25 Project due date: November 12 Extended due date: November 17 Student email stating they didn’t know they had a project & didn’t understand it & wasn’t in school the day it was assigned so they want me to just remove the zero: November 29

I walk into the restroom to check on a student that had been gone from class for a long time. What took so long? She was just piercing her own septum. In the bathroom. At school. That’s all.

My kid is singing the 12 Days of Christmas. His version is “Two Turtle Ducks.” I don’t think I’ll ever sing it any other way.

All the comments… 😂 They don’t grow out of this stuff in high school either.

Do you ever look at some kids and think, “that is NOT what I thought you looked like under that mask.”

Student A: Hey, make sure you put my name on that before you turn it in. Student B: Umm..sorry but you didn’t do anything, so I’m not putting your name on it. SA: But I was here. I helped. SB: No. You did NOTHING. #everygroupprojecteverywhere

It was like watching a nature documentary on piranhas… I set out the snack box and told my last class to help themselves. #thehungergames #hangrykids #headingtothestoreagain

7: Look! *pointing at the tv* It’s A Casa Grande Me: You mean Ariana Grande? 7: Yeah, something like that.

Student: What can I do to bring my grade up? Teacher: Actually turning in work would be a great place to start… Student: And for extra credit? Teacher: