When I get my new kidney it’s over for you b*tches

I can’t believe you’d do this to me

Ready to ride? Playing live on Twitch right now! twitch.tv/tired_actor

There’s gotta be a non-zero chance that Misha Collins has seen my square hole reaction video, right?

My friend just passed Jared Padalecki in a hotel lobby why do good things happen to everyone but me

Death continues to follow me

I guess lunch is off the table today

Woah look out!

Alison Burke That is incorrect. The semi-circle does not go into the square hole. How does he not know this?

Looking on the bright side

It’s Wiggin’ Out Western Wednesday! Join to see what that means… twitch.tv/tired_actor

Film Updates That guy looks familiar…

*takes a bite* YEEEEOWWCHH!!!!!!

I seriously hope yall never have to experience the jumpscare of scrolling on your timeline and seeing your own face

Live and….wow….so much to talk about twitch.tv/tired_actor

WE ARE HAVING A CELEBRATION DJ PARTY