IDK MAN SOUNDS FISHY

Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn? It was a stake sandwich.

I lost my number can I borrow yours?

Let me spell my love for you S-T-A-L-K-E-R

I'll sparkle for you

Mermaids can also be vampires—but instead of sucking blood, they suck out the breath of their victims.

Bunnicula, the cute little rabbit that lives a happy existence as a vegetarian vampire.

I cried when Buffy killed Angel and when Angel left Buffy! Screw Riley he can go die in a hole for all I care.

I bet you are naked under all those clothes.

wanna be a vamp? ;)

I'M ROMANTIC

Hey, we've got lots in common, for instance, I get all bloated and feel like killing three days a month as well!

What's something to keep secret from a vampire? DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME

(you smell)

but why

Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound

You're so beautiful I think my heart just stopped. Wow it really did!

Wanna go out for a bite?

Why doesn't anyone like Count Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.

If I give you directions to my coffin would you follow me home?