Dexerto I will identify as trans so I can get in the women’s cars just like I do with the bathrooms at Disney land

He dindu nuffin wrong

pedro pascal

This looks like straight dogshit lmao

100k likes lmao

He's Mr. Fantasticing her guts

Man, they had people lying about being pedophiles on Jerry Springer for like 300 dollars 🤣

There's a BPD white girl with a labubu boba tea talking about astrology somewhere in the world right now

The only black girls I date are Italians

I think some of my mutuals are asian and then get really sad when they post a selfie and look whiter than a Swedish farm girl

They are flirting in the groupchat

Perry lost 15 pounds at karate camp!!!!

Im going to become a Twitter artist and sell ai art

Women on Twitter will talk shit about dudes and then go suck of 10 dicks behind a walmart for a mcdouble and a medium Pepsi

People are going to be saying, "Me and who?" When in reality no one loves you and you will die alone

If police, paramedics , and firefighters are allowed to speed because of an emergency, then I should be allowed to speed as well when im about to shit myself

I fucked so many holes into my walls that I dont have dry wall anymore it's just dried up cum

How people looked at the pony cum jar