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General Maputu

@tinpot_dictator

His Excellency President General Maputu.
Vanquisher Of Nation's Enemies,
Lion of Africa,
Master Poet & Heroic Explorer,
Beloved Of His Peoples

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Busy today, my peoples 10am public flogging 12pm lunch with the Burmese ambassador 2pm sleep of the lunch 4pm hareem session 6pm draft appeal for international aid 8pm flight to visit yacht showroom in Naples #HailMaputu

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CITIZEN WARNING A fire haired demon has been spotted near the capital! Remain in your homes. Troops and witch hunters are en route #StaySafe #HailMaputu

CITIZEN WARNING

A fire haired demon has been spotted near the capital!

Remain in your homes. Troops and witch hunters are en route 

#StaySafe #HailMaputu
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Thank you people's of Britain I has bought myself a yacht on top of an aircraft carrier Keep the monies coming...fuel is bastard expensive #HailMaputu

Thank you people's of Britain 
I has bought myself a yacht on top of an aircraft carrier 

Keep the monies coming...fuel is bastard expensive 

#HailMaputu
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Citizens rejoice! I today open new bastard big interstate bridge. Only 4 years behind schedule and $2.1b over budget #Progress #HailMaputu

Citizens rejoice!

I today open new bastard big interstate bridge. 
Only 4 years behind schedule and $2.1b over budget

#Progress #HailMaputu
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Weekend is here Only joking. To increase productivity Saturday and been renamed "Second Thurday" Get back to bastard work... #HailMaputu