It was Bob Dylan's birthday yesterday. We celebrated with silence indistinguishable from death.

Silence is platinum

Happiness is a warm tube amp.

Steve Albini just articulated my exact feelings about dance music. Ye gods, I'm crotchety enough to be a generation older.

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We're not die hard Mötorhead fans, but #Lemmy was like the tides: Salty, rough, liable to kill you if you passed out too close. RIP, sir.

#UnpopularMusicOpinionhour More then 7 strings?...it's a "fun size" harp

#UnpopularMusicOpinionhour "Rolling in the Deep" is an awful metaphor for a desirable relationship. COME DROWN WITH ME. NO WAIT COME BACK.

#UnpopularMusicOpinionhour Lyrics actually matter.

Melody is just as vital as ominous bass-synth tones exploring 3 notes of a vaguely middle eastern scale. #UnpopularMusicOpinionhour

Certain members of our band think Nirvana is strident, dirgey garbage. #UnpopularMusicOpinionhour

Oboes are trash instruments for garbage people #UnpopularMusicOpinionhour

Tender is the Night Life #BookaCountrySong

Cold Mountain Dew #BookaCountrySong

Six Days on THE ROAD #BookaCountrySong

Dead Flowers for Algernon #BookaCountrySong

#Ampeg VT40 + #Telecaster. Perfection.

Yo we're playing the legendary Hank's Saloon in Brooklyn on FRIDAY! Check us out at 8 p.m.