I asked my girlfriend to name 3 random professional athletes. She said Ladamian Tomlinson, Tony Gwynn and Antonio Gates. Great. Now I have to find out who she dated from San Diego

To my single dudes struggling financially, the #EconomicBlackout today is the perfect day for a first date. "I would have have taken you to NOBU tonight but we're fighting a class war."

I saw what they did with the croissant lamp. That's a real egg

I think my fiance sends me to the grocery store so we can talk on the phone. WHAT KIND OF POTATOES DID YOU MEAN

Reading a self help books in public is pretentious. Don't rub hope in my face

I don't over exaggerate how good I am at things but whenever I beat anybody in anything, I always let people know that they are better than they are

The good thing about our National Parks being sold off is that we don't have to go hiking anymore 🙏🙏🙏

Growing a humorously giant mustache for work portrait only for it to become the photo they use when you pass is maybe one of the funniest bits a person has ever pulled off

Lake Michigan Northern Pike

I'll never forget when Trinidad Jame$ headlined Reggie's and brought Chance The Rapper and all of GBE out. One of my favorite memories growing up in Chicago.

Life in 2025

America is starting to feel like a pair of flip flops with plastic grass.

I'm in this. Go watch Mook Can’t Sleep

Always excited to meet fans

I was on subway takes 🤘

This is the type a plays teams start making on you when you're in a slump

Under the “Big Beautiful Bill,” federal lands like Teton National Forest will be put up for sale to pay for tax cuts for the rich. Enjoy it while it lasts.

I’m seeing that this is irreversible. That the only way the country will get lands like this back is if the corps/countries/individuals who buy it, donate it back. Which will not happen. This is the largest public lands sell off in modern US history.

Former Chicago White Sox All-Star pitcher and 2005 World Series Champion Bobby Jenks passed away yesterday, July 4, in Sintra, Portugal, where he had been battling adenocarcinoma, a form of stomach cancer. He was 44 years old.

Bobby will forever hold a special place in all our hearts 🤍