🎟️Tix for #GreatDebate: Dropout vs Team StarKid drop at 10 AM PT this Friday, Aug 15. Oscar Montoya, Rekha Shankar, lil miss anna g, angelagiarratanapasta, Devin Lytle (she/her), & Joseph Walker enter the ring to trade dumb arguments and feral hwits! Let's goooo! 🔗tincanbros.com/live-events/20…

👊🎟️🤣 Live & livestream tickets have dropped! Luckily, they bounce, so you still have time to catch one. Wocka wocka! tincanbros.com/live-events/20…

🚨 Guess who’s back to fix your life? 🚨 After a sold-out AUS 🇦🇺 tour, your 3 favorite hustle-gurus are storming LA 🌴 to drop their grind gospel. ✨ #GrossProphets at The Elysian, Sept 29 ✨ 📣 And welcoming marty scanlon as Bachman Turner-Underwood 💪🍆 🎟️ Tix on sale Aug 22👈

⚡️It’s ANNA GARCIA vs. DEVIN LYTLE ⚡️ The showdown goes down Sept 10. Get ready for lil miss anna g BCE (big clown energy) vs Devin Lytle (she/her) candid takes + comedic sass. Place your bets, people. (👾💸crypto only!) #TheGreatDebate #StarKid @Dropout 🎟️ --> tincanbros.com/live-events/20…

Capitalism has a six-pack, and you can too! 🫃🏋💸 Get your tix for the Corporate Semi-Annual Regional Recruitment Event (plus free buffet) and change your life today.* #thecompany #hustle #musical #comedy *on September 29th 🎟️ —> tincanbros.com/live-events/20…

🤔What is ‘The Company’ & how can it work for YOU? Hi, my name is Todd Ankle and I joined The Company on September 12, 2001… 🎵 “I’m No Broken Ankle” feat. Joey Richter music & lyrics by: Angela Parrish + Ali Gordon 😕Catch Todd in action at the The Elysian on 9/29

⚡️It’s REKHA SHANKAR vs. JOE WALKER⚡️ Sept 10 is gonna get rowdy. Rekha Shankar is bringing (ouchie) razor-sharp wit, while Joseph Walker delivers smarts, farts, + unhinged bravado. But will they debate like champs or chumps??? YOU decide who wins🫵🎟️ --> tincanbros.com/live-events/20…

🥊ONE WEEK ‘TIL THE BIG BRAWL🥊 This rumble got a lil twist: One of the Dropouts had to…uh...drop out. But we are absolutely JUICED to welcome the incredible Lily Du, 杜莉丽 to the fold! 🔥🧃 Preferred seating = SOLD OUT ✅ GA + Livestream = still up for grabs👊 tincanbros.com/live-events/20…

⚡️It’s OSCAR MONTOYA vs. ANGELA GIARRATANA⚡️ Sept 10 = flamin’ hot debate. Oscar Montoya takes the stage with some spicy hot takes🌶️, while angelagiarratanapasta counters with her world famous diva-level flair💅. Who gets the crown? 👑🤷‍♂️ #GreatDebate #StarKid #Dropout tincanbros.com/live-events/20…

🎻😢Beautiful moment of vulnerability from Dropout darling Lily Du, 杜莉丽. As they say: disarm them, then devour them🍴💘 Still some live & livestream tix left for tomorrow: tincanbros.com/live-events/20…

No gimmicks this month. September’s matchup is powered by TWO internet icons so beloved, so radical, so profoundly online… the only theme that made sense was THEM. It’s Dropout vs Team StarKid, babbyy🏆 👀 Rent the Livestream Replay for a limited time dynasty.tv/products/the-g…

We don’t toilet paper shame here🧻 Take a load off next time you need to go #2 and catchup on Oscar Montoya’s hot ikea takes in the #greatdebate Dropout vs Team StarKid livestream reply💩 dynasty.tv/products/the-g…

🤑 Special Guest Alert 🤑 We’re overjoyed to welcome the hilarious Catherine McCafferty to the #GrossProphets stage on 9/29! 🦅 Our musical comedy wings stretch far & wide, covering & shielding the funniest folk in the biz (‘s taxes). 🎟️👉elysiantheater.com/shows/grosspro…

✨👑 Real famous celebrities just can’t get enough of #GrossProphets 🙌 Catch the musical medicine for one night only at The Elysian 🎭 Monday 9/29 🗓️ And if you can’t make it… go with God, sweetheart 💋🙏 elysiantheater.com/shows/grosspro…

Uh oh, guess who’s back?? #GrossProphets returns to The Elysian for its final performance of 2025. We all made SO many #contacts in Sept that we just had to do it again. (This is for all you hustlers who said “I can’t make it, when’s the next one?”) elysiantheater.com/shows/grosspro…

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