Brothers, before going on any date, ensure she's someone whose values and principles align with yours. Ensure it's someone who has shown she likes you. Ensure she's someone marriageable. Else, you'll just be wasting money on pointless dates.

"Intimate"

Meat pie is a lost art in Nigeria. I haven't had good meat pie in years!

"Two very beautiful girls"

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The moment you express interest in a Nigerian woman, you already owe her money. Most times they don't even pay back.

My favourite movie of all time.

This tweet is either a blatant lie or a beautiful story to teach people the importance of documentation. How many companies are worth $1b?

These cufflinks are nice.

Black people fighting for the right to use "nigger". A very backward people. 😂