Seeing John Carpenter live tonight. His life is so cool. Playing the music from your cult hit movies with your son and your son's best friend? Thats just what life is all about man

This is fucked up

Just found out about my new favorite app thanks to Robbie "The Ice 🧊" Goodwin!!! Slack

I love slack

Watching Bone Tomahawk with my 90 year old grandma

I'm hyperventilating youtube.com/watch?v=LOozKL…

Homer Simpson could easily befriend Donkey Kong I think

unfortunately, ‘i don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. i think i’m not heaven bound.’ reads like lyrics to a The National song i’d probably really enjoy :(

I truly believe that all-ages DIY metal/hardcore shows are the answer to so many of society’s current problems

Christopher Columbus was no hero

Finally finished a job application and got this

The most loving thing you can as a cat-owner is to show them affection in the same way they do to you, by daily assaulting their dignity and annoying them whenever it strikes your fancy.

Mamdani: he he yes I did smoke pot tee hee Cuomo: absolutely not. that’s disgusting and disgraceful Silwa:

The guy in the penthouse of my building is out on his balcony blasting...what sounds like footage from a particularly contentious clash between ice and protesters. Sounds like an odd way to hang but, enjoy brother

I have a very hard time lying on my resume

pov: you asked the librarian a question alex forrest