Larry Wall (@timtoady) 's Twitter Profile
Larry Wall

@timtoady

Yes, that Larry Wall.

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Since conservatives are by definition in favor of conservation principles, I propose that under the Conservation of Racism principle we take all the extra confederate statues, melt 'em down, and build the border wall out of that.

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Funny how people use cold weather to deny global warming, then get into their RVs where the refrigerator uses a flame to cool itself just the same way...

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"Aides Convicted in Bridgegate Scandal" — but the -gate suffix already means "scandal". So it's like Snohomish River, or Durwent Water.

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I can't see how Trump will make America great again, so obviously in that story I would never have seen the emperor's new clothes either...

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Alas, you aren't a true functional programmer after you start thinking that way either, since users aren't idempotent. x.com/quietfanatic/s…

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So we skip the daily security briefings because they're "boring", but somehow we know enough about Russia to assert a universal negative…