Nigel Farage MP

If he's sober it's even more terrifying!

Johnson says you should avoid the pub. Not you must not go or they have to close. I've been unsuccessfully trying to avoid the pub since I was 15.

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This is why you should never go into a police interview without a solicitor. Not a shred of doubt that the Castle Barnard trip was illegal activity.

This seems too perfect. From Brewer's Britain and Ireland, 2005. "That's Barney Castle" meaning "That's a pathetic excuse"

The people have spoken. So, we decided to actually do it. Our limited edition beer is available now for pre-sale; bit.ly/36wWTHE All proceeds will go to funding our production of free sanitiser for the NHS & Health care charities.

At what point before 11pm last night did we hit alert level 1

Gassing people with their hands up so that you can be photographed holding a bible near a church is what Jesus would have wanted

CLSA LCCSA The CBA I,like many others,was very pleased that y’day Rishi Sunak saw fit to reward a million or so public sector workers, many of whom had risked so much to keep things going & some of whom were furloughed or off sick on full pay.That said,1/

Two of the world's legends in one picture ... Colin Corner and Muhammed Ali!

Warned lists have no place in a 21st century justice system. We can order a book on trial prep + have it delivered within 2hrs. But we can’t tell you when the biggest most stressful moment in your life is going to happen other than a vague ‘it may be in those 2 weeks, it may not’

What has the BBC ever done for us?

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Thanks Holiday Extras for cancelling our airport transfer booked for Saturday. Absolutely shambolic. 7 of us now scrambling to get from Geneva Airport to La Thuile. Simon Calder

#BigJetTVLive #BigJetTV Just caught myself recommending your channel to a man in a call centre in Barcelona. Absolutely compulsive watching and wonderfully quirky. Thanks.

3 yolks in my egg this morning. According to the British Egg Information Service (!) the chances are about 1 in 25 million!!! In less enlightened times I'd've been burned as a witch.

Like many, I was shocked by the arbitrary arrest of protestors suggesting that King Charles III was not their choice of head of state yesterday. Support the monarchy or not, the issue of free speech is fundamental to all our freedoms. A thread….

For those of us who live in Northants the appointment of James Brokenshire as minister of Local Government smacks of nominative determinism.