The three big ones in life are wealth, health, and happiness. We pursue them in that order, but their importance is reverse.

If someone teaches you how to fish,don't fish in his pond.

Umewai jiuliza mbona hawa pretty women with fine nyash hawajawai settle ama kuolewa?

You don't experience reality —you experience programming looping before you.

Mimi ningekuwa na dada tbh singetaka adate kijana kama mimi.

Saii ukitaka kutishia askari muambie tu atapigwa transfer Nairobi 😂

Kinda missed sweet potatoes 🍠 I'll have to find sum today

Petite ndo wepesi ama?🤣

Good morning champs 🌄

Sahi tao imajaa students wa high school ukikosa kucontrol your libido utacontrol rasa kamiti😂💔

karma doesn't not exist nitakufanyia mabaya na mungu bado atakupunish...

Kuna mse ukiangalia status yake unajua tu ni kienyeji

Bro to Bro: Nurture your heart, honor your needs, and remember,caring for yourself isn’t selfish — it’s how you come home to yourself 💯

Mam typing..... Typing.... Typing.... Typing... Yule classmate wako wa primary alioa last week....

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Hope it ain't late.❤️🥺

Why do brown envelopes smell like that? Is someone secretly rubbing their ass on them???

Mbona nitumie pesa kwa lawyer na naeza lipa judge?😂😂

Weekends nazo bila mpoa ama form zi hu suck ta ngui 😂🚮💔