Angry Audience Member Throws Balloon At Comedian!

Two best friends get together to have a beer

“nonfiction” is Italian for “not fiction” but it is also French for “never fiction.” I wish it war’nt so, guvnah. I wish it war’nt so.

Me being a Washington Wizards fan will one day entertain my infant son, who will most likely be a Knicks or Nets (who knows!) fan (unless we move somewhere soon or he doesn’t like the nba, which is as possible as anything else, guvnah!)

🦇🍧👨‍⚕️RUDE TALES OF MAGIC👨‍⚕️🍦🦇 Nethermurk Episode 19: A Chocolate, If You Can Keep It

Sometimes there are These Those episodes that I don't really even need to be present for

“Screwdriver. Tito’s. Neat.”

this is an insult to my critically acclaimed novel The Crazy Timeline

If you saw me at my show The Portal last night, please get tested… for Laughkemia! Thank you for coming!

In the matter of books, our son is like a rude pagan king surrounded by literate priests he neither trusts nor is yet prepared to dismiss from his service.

bacon and my mouth are like Romeo & Juliet: perfect together

🎩💪💣RUDE TALES OF MAGIC💣💪🎩 Nethermurk Episode 23: The Bounty Becomes the Hunted (With Special Guests the Fool's Gold Crew!) Featuring the wonderful Dingo (Dingo ), Felix Irnich (Felix Irnich ), and Avery Howett!

I found a shoe in the bog!!!!

*I* Just Bought An Easel!!

MY BANDAID KEEPS FALLING OFF!!!