I matched with someone on bumble a few years back. We went on a couple dates & realized we weren't relationship material but the physical chemistry was really good, so we decided to be fwb as long as we were both single. One night early on she invited me to her place... 1/

she let everybody smash but wanna start a family with you.

Skinny kings having been taking down big booty baddies for centuries

Pushups, sit-ups, squats, sprints, dips. But everybody wants to lift Iron.

Thank goodness I'm not your bro.

Being smart is a curse. You see the game, the lies, the patterns. But you still gotta play dumb to survive.

me with the same bad bitch i told my ex not to worry about after we broke up

Rashford seeing his team score 7 goals in a game instead of scoring 7 in a month

Tibetan Chihuahua, Connoisseur of intellectual chutzpah-ism. 🧎 When your wife unzips your pants at night, I'd assume those clusterfucks she jiggles are called balls. Use those balls properly, Egbon 🙏

How do people discover they can do something like this?

Omo the way nigas de para for women matter recently ,nobody wan be tony umez again

As a Nigerian, you should watch this.

The difference between Nigerian Pidgin and Cameroonian Pidgin.

She friendzoned him and was still expecting special treatment… was he doing too much? Was she asking too much?

Big Uncle Same energy 😅

We know the agenda is to commonize things men do and exaggerate what women do. That’s why what a father does in his house is his “duty” so no appreciation. but what the wife does is hell & deserves praises and appreciation and she should only do them conditionally. LOL

If I don’t post about my achievements, please don’t post to congratulate me / reveal my achievement on my behalf. Most times, there's a reason why i didn't bring it to social media.

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