Why did the well cooked pancake go to the doctor? Because it was no longer feeling any batter! 😁 Happy #PancakeDay 🥞

🦖VELOCIRAPTOR IS ALIVE🦖One of our most requested tunes is finally here, and we can’t wait to know what you think🙏Listen via the link in our bio and on our stories🙏 instagram.com/p/CpBjRBZos6s/…

Bristol-based rock trio Krooked Tongue start 2023 with a bang, returning with their new single “Velociraptor”. Check out our interview with lead singer Oli using the link below. KROOKED TONGUE Memphia Music PR & Management #NewMusicFriday #NewSingle #rock #musicdiscovery idreamofvinyl.com/2023/02/24/we-…

😒 Wordle 616 X/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩

#Wordle today could so easily have been really sticky, but rather sweetly, resolved quite quickly 😁 Wordle 617 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

📞"How come Northern Ireland has access to the single market and the rest of the country doesn't?🇬🇧" "This is the EU jealous of Brexit and punishing us for it, while Woke King Charles stands and smiles!😡" Colin from Portsmouth wants the rest of Britain to have what NI has.

A lovely peaceful early evening sky today #Plymouth

Just passed this boot scraper by the Vestry door of our city centre Church and thought about it's surroundings when it was first built in 1875 - the Minister would have been walking through fields and muddy lanes (see map) and needed the scraper #differenttimes #history #Plymouth

For any of my friends or followers near #Exeter 14th April who like #AltRock, then I really recommend rook as a fantastic live band. And if you can't get there you will find all their music on Spotify, especially their new track just out this week, 'Velociraptor' 🦖🤘😁

My inexpensive trusty old Boots electric razor failed this morning so I went back there shopping for a replacement. Tough choice. £27.99 or... ...£649.99 🤔 What on earth does a £649.99 razor do for my face stubble that £27.99 can't fix?

Woop Woop. The boys KROOKED TONGUE are getting airtime in New York again with Simon Le Bon on his show on @SXMSpectrum on Sunday. #BritsOnBroadway

"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear" A George Orwell quote next to his sculpture at the BBC's Broadcasting House in London. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statue_of…

Why do people wear these pointless bits of fabric called ties?

It's a shame Gary Lineker's tweet has become the news item instead of the potential Bill that may breach international law including detention and deportation of lone children. It's almost helpful for those wanting the Bill to have the attention diverted.

Broadcasting around the world: Velociraptor by KROOKED TONGUE - Follow us on Spotify: spoti.fi/3yIfEqY

Nothing to see here - just a dinosaur 🦖 among the houseplants. Otter Garden Centres #Plymouth

🇪🇪ESTONIA, WE’RE HEADING 4 YOU🇪🇪We’re beyond hyped to announce that we’ll be playing at Tallinn Music Week in Estonia on the 12th of May🔥This one’s gonna be crazy🔥

Apparently I joined Twitter 10 years ago today, maybe it's time to leave now... #MyTwitterAnniversary