⠀ welcome to cooking with father castiel. ✨️ ⠀

how do posters manage to make them so weird like thats johnson ankles, meeska collin and jarjar padawan

can i come over and do this

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

i was given a name that doesn't feel like it's mine.

you seemed like you needed it, winchester. you're acting differently. [ squints- scrambling to catch it before fixing his posture. ]

what i do is for god's sake- confession is sacred, and i intend to take it seriously. ... on such a note, you are welcome to confess to me, dean.

father castiel has a death wish.

" yes, yes, i'm aware ... " a small groan as he pinches the bridge of his nose, before offering the tiniest hint of a smile. " it was almost too quiet without you around. i'm glad to be back. "

i do like the thought of having someone specific to pray to. thank you.

not quite. i only want to help.

anything to help you, dean. you know that. [ he seems a little more brave this time around, even moving to rest a hand on the other's shoulder. ]

/ THIS TWEET IS KILLINH ME

/ the way i genuinely don't remember tweeting this

... would you like some?

not with that attitude. it never hurt anyone to try.

not paranoid, observant. ... that's one worry out of the way, at least.

" ... " he finds himself biting his lip. a tricky question, he's silent for a few moments. " my faith is absolute. "

mostly outside of work hours ... would you mind helping me bring some things over to the altar? [ maybe, if he treats dean human, it will have a better effect. blink, blink. ]