Israeli citizen Miriam Adelson bought the Dallas Mavericks for $3.5 billion; now she’s buying politicians. She’s spending millions in Kentucky to buy Ed Gallrein, my primary opponent, a Congressional seat in Kentucky. Why? Because I won’t vote to send your tax dollars overseas.

The government constricts the supply of houses through the stupidest set of laws and beliefs imaginable. To solve this problem, the government will artificially increase the demand for houses as people enter into a “you’ll own nothing contract.” What could possibly go wrong?

Maybe she should put that money toward buying someone who can play point guard

Remember Libertarians, the real response to you aren’t a real Libertarian is, and always will be, “Fine, you win, don’t ask me for anything like help or money in the future, Congrats”

One "would" might save the world. Let's go...

Again, I get so pissed when I realize this isn’t Jackie Chan. Such bullshit.

Raise your hand if you knew Ted Cruz was from Canada? Did you know that whole Tim Poole scandal was orchestrated by canadians?

Dear victims of public schools, this right here is how projection works.

This dude has been drunk for a while apparently. Saying something like “this is new” is baffling…

I stand with the Jews!

If it can’t be the Owl, I’m all in on this.

Drugs won the war on drugs, Terror won the war on terror, Poverty won the war on poverty. Can we have a war on sound money and savings, maybe a war on home ownership, maybe a war on individual property rights? Is that too much to ask?

Magnets are magic.

This right here iz why I live in the north. Iguana free zone.

Dear Donald Trump, My vote is worth at least 2500 bucks, thank you for your attention to this matter…

I have not made a dime on this platform and I am ok with that.

Ya know who needed guns? Israelis on Oct 7th, but their government was keeping them safe instead.