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dear diary I put a poster of this majestic view over my bed my dad's throwing darts at it I need a new poster or dad

first i will reunite my chemical romance next the empire

Me: while you're up there let's do a Spider-Man kiss My dental hygienist: still no

[Thanksgiving at the In-laws] Me (patting wife’s belly): “Remember you’re eating for two now” Mother-in-law (smiling): “You mean...” Me: “That’s right. She’s got a tapeworm”

LATELY ALL I WANNA DO. Is watch this fucking punisher Netflix series mmk

I live for the tweets of breakfast princess

Hey OliverBaxxter you're cool

The show last night was insane. Sold out revolution. Gotta love it. Thanks everyone #dbk

Once me and Michael ( at his very best ) almost got fired for covering our managers eyes and pouring honey in his hands

Given this whole pink vibe, the question must be asked: do I get pink hair again?

Love y'all. TLT is gonna do some crazy shit soon. We're almost there. Stick with us guys. Stay weird and chin up #dbk #sadbois

One time me and breakfast princess switched seats mid traffic on the way to a show so I could pee into a water bottle

I just wanna be T Swift levels of cool

Wanted to own a PRS since I was a wee lad. Super stoked on this

I just wanna be known as the man who didn't sink~~

I wish I was royal but I'm not

My card just got declined In a pizza place in Philadelphia, am I a tea musician yet?

Hakuna Matata, motherfuckers