🧵announcing the first Ron Barbosa MD FACS *prospective* study. In this experiment we will examine 10 different sutures in a chicken model to determine which ones will remain intact longer than the current UK government. 🇬🇧 The methods will be briefly described here. ⬇️ (1/)

At the RCP for a course and it is much swisher than the RCR - evidently our fees are not high enough!!

*laughs in teleradiologist* telegraph.co.uk/politics/2024/…

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For any given operation, there is a window in which one has performed enough of them to feel confidence in doing them, but not enough to have seen the rarer complications. In other words, the confidence comes before the fear; this is why we talk about these things a lot.

Is there any corner of the world unexplored by the white men of the UK entertainment industry

Victoria Sandwich Cake, or very runny lumpy custard!! When proof readers aren’t bakers! The Times and The Sunday Times in Saturday’s paper. If anyone made this they are going to very unhappy.

Nooooooooooooo

Becoming an adult is realising these are underrated.

DYSENTERY????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

This but in PET CT?

Never use AI for medical imagery

At a restaurant in France hoping they'll ask me whether the food is ok while I'm eating it because I remember "thank you it's delicious" but not in the past tense

Hello Toulouse

It's time for seeing those people I only see once a year and trying to make polite conversation that I find excruciatingly difficult

Ok now we need Dove Cameron and Dua Lipa duet of "Space Between" please

So we have descended to shilling medical tuning forks