The phrase "what the entire fuck" implies the existence of fractional fucks. "what the absolute fuck" implies the existence of positive and negative fucks. "what the actual fuck" implies existence of imaginary fucks. Conclusion: fuckery is isomorphic with the complex field.

😊 So nice to get a first-time-speaking perspective. 📋 Book a room and they will come! #measurecamp

It's 9.54 and I'm ready to set my laptop on fire.

Eddie is in the know!

I'm not sure this was the frame of comparison the cruise ship's operators would have picked for their marketing materials......

Pretty sure we’re only 2 years away from Gerard Butler films being titled by just a letter.

This world can be beautiful, but it can also be a fucking cruel place. Hug your kids tightly folks.

The two skills of modern business are- storytelling and statistics. Know the numbers. Craft the narrative.

When you accidentally scroll past the article to the comment section.

When corporate sends an e-mail

The Long History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore 🧵

What are good USB-c hubs that have mostly USB-c ports? All I can find is a USB-c connector with mostly USB ports. Looking for at least 4-5 USB-c ports. Help me Twitter, you're my only hope.

Brutal.

I see we're pulling a Marissa Mayer already…

This shitshow is going to be quite the business case a few years from now: "It turned out it wasn’t the logo, the brand or the brand colors. But the massive proliferation of Nazis on the platform that was the actual problem.”

You maniacs. #TwitterX

Marketing advice from Slim and Dr Dre: Nowadays, everybody wanna talk like they got something to say But nothing comes out when they move their lips Just a bunch of gibberish

She also added: “We saw Succession, but found the entire premise of the final season way too vague to be useful for us in any sort of way”

Good story by Tim Ceuppens at MeasureCamp London