I guess Carla Geneve is the last gig I see at Stranded Bar. Great way to go out. Hopefully I’ll make it to The Zoo before it goes the way of anything cultural in Australia scenestr.com.au/music/review-c…

Tucker Carlson is looking forward to seeing Clive Palmer’s Hitler car

Jerry Seinfeld might think it’s ’woke’ that killed comedy, but really he’s been the target of a long-simmering revenge plot by the airline food industry

First Jerry Seinfeld says movies are over, next he’ll say age of consent laws are over

Please stop yelling at Albo!!! You’ll make Peter Dutton PM and he’ll do the exact same things as Albo but not try to pretend he’s the good guy 😭😭

Radio Birdman should release a new song to help Anthony Albanese understand how he messed up

Seasonal Affective Disorder be seasoning my ass this season

“One adult ticket to Challengers, please”

I totally understand. The woke left are always constantly trying to cancel me for my alternative diet lifestyle. What the big city latte sipping elites don’t understand is that cannibalism is a normal and healthy lifestyle

I wonder if cutting my antidepressants will lead to me becoming Australian Prime Minister

Anyone got footage of that Cybertruck in Sydney exploding yet?

Just remembered what sex is again. You people are disgusting freaks. I am furious and shaking.

“We can’t be the internet police,” says Peter Dutton [pictured]

Is it wrong to praise a Nazi general? I’ve had too many concussions from footy and am in cognitive decline

The SLQ ANZAC AI nailed my request

Elon Musk wants to change X’s name to Snuff