After today, I thought you might need this.

They say that ear injuries cause verbal diarrhea and the possibility of a perineal infection. Looks like he’s got both. And no….Im not watching

Great news!! The PNE prize home is valued at $2 million this year. What you can get for $2 million in Vancouver these days:

Kid should have read “A Guide to Successful Assassination” by John Wilkes Booth.

This Liam guy is so confused. Thinking Sarah Palin is Kimberly Guilfoyle.

Little Newt trying to get a handful in front of his wife.

Sarah Palin looking particularly radiant. Wonder who does her hair?

When Ukraine takes Russia down, they will free him.

Is he still wearing the earpon? Or is it a golf day? No need for earpon sympathy from his golf buddies.

Word is that Trump showed up for golf wearing his earpon and was subjected to the good old boys calling him a giant pussy. Realizing they weren’t offering him something to grab, he doffed the ear flap and carried on with his cheating golf game.

Is the RNC over? If it isn’t, just lie to me and say it is.

The grace of almighty God has released Trump from the bonds of his almost permanent earpon.

Well Jesus. I sit corrected. He is now wearing a designer earpon in his orange hue. WTAF?

Trump tells of Venezuelan “tar” oil that the US buys and can only be refined at a refinery in Houston…the “only refinery in the world that can refine tar”. Um, dude. Canadian crude is heavy crude and can be refined anywhere with re-tooling. Such a bullshitter.

CNN is the new FOX. No more news. Just bullshit

Uncle Jessie showed up in Michigan. Just a good old boy. Made $20 today for holding up a Trump sign.

Apparently I’ve been reported 2300 times to Twitter for posting bad stuff.

I’m going to hell also.

For tomorrow’s golf game, Trump will be wearing a ball drying rag on his ear. He’s showing some style that boy.🙄

Shut up Boris. You’re in over your hair.