whatever happened to planking man that shit should make a comeback

“I’m tellin you T, I heard about it on the news. They’re callin them “auto-guinea-philes”. Thing is most of them ain’t even Italian, they all got names like lilith and edith. I think some of them is though, you know, they got the nose. Sicilian maybe”

"a watched pot never boils" lies. I have watched a pot boil. many times actually

finally learnt crooked grinds!

"God blessed me by making me transsexual for the same reason God made wheat but not bread, and fruit but not wine, so humanity might share in the act of creation." -Daniel Mallory Ortbery quoting his friend Julian in Something That May Shock and Discredit You

pinch and a punch first day of the month

LOOK AT HIM

boyshorts are comfy actually

so sad, this wall is actually preventing them from reaching their breeding grounds and spawning :(

every driver on the road is absolutely useless except for me, obviously

just had a lengthy, rather nice face to face interaction with my friends transphobic mother who personally banned me from ever being at their house again, am I just that fish or is she normal now

finally got heelflips today after years of struggling with them 🥰🥰

reminder to eat food today :)

Fall Out Boy playing in the waiting room at the doctor's, I am clearly in good hands

me a year before I transitioned 🤭

yearning so freakin hard rn I cannot take this anymore let me OUT