When your bestfriend keeps calling themselves ugly x.com/jukvzi/status/…

when I’m at the self checkout and my friend yells out “YOU FORGOT TO SCAN THAT”

when he views your story but doesn’t slide up

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

This is epic. Steve Carell ages like fine wine

I wanna give away $1000 to 20 different people. Just gotta figure out how to select the 20..tryna boost some spirits during these bizarre times ❤️

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

Happy Easter Gang

girls really say “idc” but then they start crying

Somehow don’t think this is Netflix emailing me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣