You had one job...

Why does it always have to be a football player

It’s my birthday week officially wonder what Tom Bahali™️ is doing for me all week

Cool calm just like my mom couple Valium inside her arm

Scoring Salvy from second for your first big league hit is insane

God dammit Bobby Hank Hill voice

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Hoop Central Oh No He Didn't The devils tryna communicate thru him like in the Conjuring 2, I’ve seen this before

The Pacers are the 14’ Royals

Just want this work day to be over jfc

Salvy is so cooked man

BREAKING: Four-Star WR Jabari Brady has Committed to Missouri, he tells me for @on3recruits The 6’3 200 WR from Fort Lauderdale, FL chose the Tigers over Michigan, Nebraska, & Florida “NWO, Let’s work.” on3.com/db/jabari-brad…

Nobody wants to see Marshall no more

Pray for my cousin man

Someone 5’10 and someone 6’0 (both wearing size 10.5 shoes) comparing cock sizes with someone 6’3 165 who wears size 15 shoes and XXXL gloves.

Just crop dusted the fuck out of a birthday group lmao

Sam Luckini This chick is such a pussy.

Fuck it David Yurman it is

Just a bunch of weiners