Bring on the Zaltz Supremacy!
Andy Zaltzman

It’s Thursday let’s get genital. Also book tickets for my Ed Fringe level and maintain your Ph levels

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Barlow Adams x.com/tiffstevenson/… 👀

Rishi has been offered a plum job in the US and is trying to lose right ? No way can any of this be serious

I’ve had a sneak look at our Tory Manifesto!
Along with National Service we’re also bringing back:
Hanging
Fox hunting
Black & White TV
Rationing
Grammar Schools
The cane
Typewriters
Lice
Rickets
Virginity
World War
& Britain will look like this👇
Huzzah!

Vote for me! I’ll send your kids to war

You know that mare rolling around ran straight off and complained to the others about getting sand in her vagina

In Lanzo

Sideways bastard has now been added into the lexicon

How refreshing to actually get to vote for who runs the country

This is really storming Portuguese Twitter . I’ve only gigged there once in Lisbon but I am desperate to come back and bring various small animals to bathe A Comic Soul 😂😂😻

I mean if British TV wanna commission topical comedy for the General Election and US presidential campaign the Bugle is RIGHT THERE. Am I crazy ? The Bugle

It’s no bum gun, but I am enjoying the people who think I’ve never encountered a bidet before

I found a cat bath in my hotel room! Cute!

Congrats Miche & Grindah. Tanya's rule if you can't be fascinating wear a fascinator bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05… PeopleJustDoNothing BBC Three

The Bugle I have 2 tickets for the live show on the 7th June. Sadly, I can no longer make it! If any Buglers would like to buy them from me, please DM me! My schedule is 'in the bin'!

Ohhh ! Hello! I had a lot of fun talking about Trump’s Hot Girl Summer Indictment Tour with Andy Zaltzman Hari Kondabolu The Bugle Chris Skinner

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Bear dependent on it not expecting reciprocal compliment #bearmen

Book tickets for Edinburgh

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