This is Stancy Cardwell. He stormed the beaches of Normandy carrying a 60mm Mortar. He’s 101 years old and deserves endless retweets 🇺🇸

🚘💥🚶 Wednesday 11/23/2022 at 12:15 PM: A motorist and a pedestrian were involved in a collision near DUNSTER STREET and MT. AUBURN STREET. 1 person was injured and 1 person was transported to the hospital.

🚘💥🚲 Sunday 11/27/2022 at 6:22 PM: A motorist and a cyclist were involved in a collision near TREMONT STREET and HAMPSHIRE STREET. There were no reported injuries..

🚘💥🚶 Monday 11/28/2022 at 12:13 PM: A motorist and a pedestrian were involved in a collision near MAIN STREET and PORTLAND STREET. 1 person was injured.

🚘💥🚶 Tuesday 11/29/2022 at 11:17 AM: A motorist and a pedestrian were involved in a collision near ALBANY STREET and MASSACHUSETTS AVENUE. 1 person was injured and 1 person was transported to the hospital.

INCIDENT22009584 Cambridge Police responded to Broadway and Columbia St for a motor vehicle crash with a personal injury. Upon arrival, officers discovered that a pedestrian and her dog were stuck by the operator of a motor vehicle while crossing at a marked crosswalk 1/3

🚘💥🚲 Thursday 12/01/2022 at 2:05 PM: A motorist and a cyclist were involved in a collision near KIRKLAND STREET and IRVING STREET. There were no reported injuries..

🚘💥🚶 Monday 12/05/2022 at 3:53 PM: A motorist and a pedestrian were involved in a collision near CAMBRIDGEPARK DRV.. 1 person was injured and 1 person was transported to the hospital.

Fear not Icelandic poets, ChatGPT is not quite ready to take your jobs yet. Although I don't know how it does syllables in Icelanic.

Top notch riddle from #ChatGPT. I won't spoil the answer.

DALL-E spells better than ChatGPT draws

AI is going to put Charlie Baker out of a job!

I think OpenAI needs to pay me something for spending 30 minutes teach ChatGPT how to type as though a cat was walking across the keyboard. Still didn't quite get it, but made some good progress.

The 3D chess move of the swap of Griner for Bout swap is that now Bout can go back to selling stolen Russian equipment and help ensure that the Russian Army has no spare parts and dry-rotted tires.

Did you know that during the workday the population of Cambridge increases from 117,000 people to 198,000. See our Demographics FAQ to see more #CambMA facts and figures. camb.ma/3EHZqS4

Okay. This does it for me. I've enjoyed Twitter but I can see where this is headed and I want no part.