Think I need to do some sit ups cause living off these microwave meals in uni ain’t doing me any favours

Him: Me: BLOCKED

Ur fella buys AU Vodka on Klarna

I’m actually crying. My Nan has just told me that me being away for uni makes her feel lonely, and she’s realised that her house isn’t her home but I’m her home. Na tra that’s me done for the day, bless this woman 🥺😭

7th year going and my family still hasn’t thought to buy me an advent calendar. May as well just not exist xoxoxo

I don't enjoy being a Chelsea fan in December I'm gonna just retire and come back next year

if you had a pink DS when you were younger, your baddie now period.

Boxing Day dinner > Christmas Day dinner and you can’t tell me any different

Finally ordered myself a clubcard. Officially feel like an adult x

Kepa wtf was that🥲 might cry myself to sleep

I can finally say I’ve hit that point where uni is actually EXHAUSTING

And my first year of uni is done ✨ gone so quickly. Can’t wait for second year already

don’t ever b scared to cancel plans with me, I’ll hop back in bed so fast 😭😭

i suck at showing interest like i could be dying to talk to you but will never message you first.

Sometimes a 'hello' can be the beginning of another 3 years of therapy so I don't even reply

Na when I saw Deji’s arm come round the corner I literally celebrated like a last min penalty #LoveIsland

When his phone unlocked and y’all having a great day you gotta just lock it for him. 😭😭

all I’m excited for now is cosy evenings in cooking dinner, late night drives, movie nights with too much food and autumn candles lol am I 40 or

are we drinking pumpkin spiced lattes and watching hocus pocus or not

she’s a 10 but she thinks that cleaning her room is the equivalent of getting her life together