I was literally just thinking that so far all my trains and rail replacement buses have been on time, and TWO MINUTES LATER I get a text saying that my flight is delayed by AN HOUR.

Fuck sake.

There's way too many people at the train station today 😫 I keep forgetting it's a Sunday

Quite possibly my favourite thing he's agreed to do so far 🤣

EdIzzy vibes?

Spotify just suggested the 'new' Linkin Park album to me but I STILL cannot listen to Chester's voice without having a knot in my chest.

It's crazy, I've never felt so strongly about a famous person's death before but he meant so much to me growing up 😓

All I had during the day today was porridge, then come the evening I had a beer and 3 g&ts at the gig (1 double and 2 single), got home, slightly drunk, had a bagel, cheesecake, and now I'm shoving popcorn in my mouth. 🙃 I guess I'll write up today as a cheat day

Ended up going with comfy (new favourite sweater and don't mind the dirty mirror)

Going to a gig this evening and once again I've got no idea what to wear 😭 I have too many clothes! I need to declutter

I applied to 100 jobs using a resume with the name, 'Kismma D. Nhuhts' and I got 29 interviews.

This is what I've learned about resumes:

Nothing's made me feel older than seeing Frank Iero refer to his kids (who in my mind were born just a couple years ago) as teenage daughters 😭

Love Nathan's little shoutout to Surreal 🤣 I eat their cereals too and can confirm they're great (they just had a limited edition Nutella flavour one which is my favourite but their caramellised biscuit one is also gorge)

Headline: Charles Leclerc has launched his own ice cream brand

Top comment: Does it taste like him?

😏😏😏 exactly my thoughts

Ok I'll bite. If anyone's in love with me, now's your chance to confess.
(Besties please don't let this flop)

They don't need your forgiveness you fucking self absorbed c*nt. You're the judgemental piece of shit here and utterly delusional

Egyik haverom batyjanak felajanlottak egy allast a F1 McLaren csapatnal. Ha elfogadja akkor ingyen korbevezethet kivulallokat a gyarban ugyh remelem elfogadja es a haverom gondol ram is es meghivnak 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It took them 3 attempts and 2 weeks but I finally received my Evri parcel that I thought got lost in transit (and at one point was marked as being returned to sender). It was meant to be delivered to a parcel shop but they actually delivered to my home address. Very strange.

I just remembered I had a dream about a new tattoo I was gonna get near my collarbone and in my dream I thought the design/idea would be perfect for that placement, but now I can't remember what it was 😫

I've been wanting a collarbone tattoo for ages but can't decide on what

Are they trying to call Batman?