dating older women is nice until she starts crying and you don’t know what to do as a child.

i just wanna hand my momma 100 racks 💰 then take it back & say “i will hold it for you” like she used to do to me.

cheating is one thing, but you bringing bedbugs from where you cheated to my house,that’s crazy!!!!

Good morning to those who fw my tweets.

the highest form of lie is when the doctor says calm down it doesn’t hurt, guess what? it does every fcken time.

when a mf is not good at pulling out, just push him off you once he starts shaking.

she really turned around like “y’all see this mf?”😭😭

this shii hits hard😭😭

Good morning champs!☘️

short girls with anger issues are so cute, like come here you lil power bank

i got that deer instinct in me. (constant urge to run into oncoming traffic) 😭😭

mfs mocks anime, but cries over reality TV breakups.

She might not post me but Jaws & Walls know my Balls 💀

Good morning to the few ppl who fw my tweets.

to y’all creators😭😭

a mf be like “i slept like a baby”, so you what? wake up every two hours?

home is where the water doesn't taste weird.

Good morning to the few ppl who fw my tweets ☘️

drinking a large amount of water every day helps you avoid other people's drama because you're too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

Good morning Champs!☘️