Amazing archaeological discovery in Greenock

Patronise kids, infuriate adults, depress scholars…

they are so goals

I will move on but I'm hugely pissed off that the reason my name wasn't called at graduation is because the grad team put a mark next to my name to indicate that I'd be slow (something they assumed) and the person reading names thought it meant I wasn't there.

How disgusting that the Cons have done this under cover of the queen’s death. All that stuff about ‘Out of respect you must stop striking /protesting / playing sport’ is baloney. It’s only for little people like you and I. The Govt is crashing on full pelt with their dire agenda.

GEORGE: jerry, i’m dating a na’vi! JERRY: how are YOU dating a na’vi? GEORGE: i got an avatar! it’s tall and handsome. she has no idea what i really look like! ELAINE: i dated a na’vi once…let’s just say he never found my unobtanium *kramer enters in giant mech suit*

I guess mudstone isn’t for everyone…

Saw your boyfriend in the fruit section at ASDA buying the easy peelers when I was in buying the difficult peelers x

For those who don't fully understand what is up with the NHS, here is a thread for you that might help. I'm a consultant physician working as a doctor in the NHS in Yorkshire and Wales for 32 years now. I have experienced the NHS at its best (2008) and its worst (2022).

If it wasn’t for Agents Mulder and Scully of the X-Files, Eugene Tooms would be just coming out of his 30 year hibernation, this year, to start killing again. So thank you Agents Mulder and Scully for making the world a safer place. 😀

More upcoming geonatter dates confirmed 🦖🦕

Two years ago, I would mark essays at a Scottish university for £5.33 per essay - obviously designed to attract precarious staff. Scummy move. Solidarity with everyone on a marking boycott.

Barbie Oppenheimer

The next open day at Fossil Grove is tomorrow (Sunday the 16th July) from 12-4pm! Head along to see this awesome 330 million year old fossilised forest and learn about life in equatorial Scotland during the carboniferous period 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🖤

Donald Trump announces Baron Harkonnen will head spice production on the planet of Arrakis