Y'all are writing poetry about being birth Godesses or whatever and i'm still completely dissociated from the fact that i have to do that again and i want to keep it that way 🩷✌️

This is what life is all about. Imagine how much God loves you.

Baby born at 36 weeks

I am not spiritually enlightened, I loved my epidurals.

You cannot “love the stranger and the sojourner” if you do not have a homeland. If everyone on earth is a potential countryman of yours, if there is no distinction between your people and foreigners, there by definition is no “stranger and sojourner.” The only way it is

I have not been watching my caffeine intake this pregnancy. Haven’t had too many adverse effects except when I forget to eat. But I’ve definitely been having like 4 cups of coffee a day.

I find nothing odd being said here

We’re witnessing some of the most odd behavior imaginable by state and local government organizations

I quite literally cannot emotionally handle any esoteric conspiracy WW3 discussion at this moment. My life is currently enough to keep my cortisol levels raised.

Imagine having a "friend" like Israel in your personal life. Always starting fights, then running behind you, begging you to finish them. Embarrassing you in front of your other friends. Always having to pay for their meal and bail them out, and they're always ungrateful.

Dispensationalism and its consequences have been a disaster for American foreign policy

Last few weeks of pregnancy I can tell will be spent on an inflatable donut or in extreme agony 🫠

2 yo insists he carries around his dirty diapers and refuses to throw them away. He’s currently holding a very stinky poopy diaper like you would a hamburger.

Wait, there are families where every family member brings their own water bottle and you don’t just share? And mom carries them all around? WHY

38 weeks pregnant and unashamedly just consumed a little under 48 oz of raw milk.

Current pregnancy breakfast bc eggs have been disgusting to me for 90% of it is 3 over easy eggs, tons of butter and French bread and a giant glass of milk.

It’s just one baby in there