What’s completely invisible but covered in black spots? Our network. #ThreeeUK

Rather than train our staff with information about new mobile operating systems we think it’s best just to let them Google the answers.

Sorry? Speak up? UPGRADE? THE NETWORK? Don’t be silly.

We have more money than we could ever possibly spend. We could use some to upgrade the network… … OR WE COULD JUST ROLL ABOUT IN IT *rolls*

- ThreeUKSupport I bet you have to be reminded to dial the number before making a call.

The amount of fucks we give accurately demonstrated:

“Will the congestion at our mast ever be addressed?” pic.x.com/UGtXuvQjQT

“Three, have you considered investing any of your profits back to your consumers?” pic.x.com/MKCXnQjVX6

Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t condone our use of her gif. She has far higher moral standards than we could ever hope to achieve.

Our CEO when people sign a new contract pic.x.com/aNeVtWRhyM

Us VS the consumer pic.x.com/dT9Y8OWCRk

You want to use your phone?

Three: the amount of metres you need to be from a mast to make a call.

Three: the amount of minutes it takes to send a message.

Unlike wine, our network gets worse with age. #ThreeeUK

This is the person responsible for all those insane nuisance calls you get when you sign up to Three:

Every time you get harassed by Three’s sales team (up to 2 weeks after opting out), send a little email off to [email protected]

(If you can get a signal)

This is a detailed map of all the places we’re investing in sorting out congestion:

With every Nexus 6 we’re giving away FREE smoke signal lessons so you can still use your phone when not directly under a mast. #Three