I operate under the assumption that every woman wants to be left alone.

what the fuck is loitering? you’re telling me i can’t just stand here for a second??

Clipse will appear on the next episode of Sesame Street to sing with Elmo.

women are so gorgeous, i wish they were good people

His momma named him Twitter, Ima call him Twitter.

This was really one of them ones

Whether it's Steph Curry talking about his shot, or Tiger Woods talking about his stroke, I get chills hearing experts talking about their craft

Chloe drop some fire earlier, & then here this come 😒

Peak cinema

A bug with titties is crazy

If taylor swift music was a food

It kinda pisses me off how the album is called "ALFREDO 2" and its a bowl of ramen on the cover.

After losing federal funding, they've pivoted to the drug game to keep the lights on. A real American story as old as time.

“Oh what you some type of hoe now?” Lmao

Strippers shakin ass & watchin the dough blow…

.JD Vance

If my wife was doing this with her coworker I’d kill myself in a public space

Who the best #eater (dick sucker) on my timeline Grok