too many DJs and not enough People Who Like To Go Dancing

im about to do things you cant even imagine to this taco bell

i just want everyone to know that JR Cant Read got blacked out last night and accidentally told me he loved me

gona have to scold you all bc how tf did i get ratiod on this shit

it’s something about the sound of football on the tv in the background that’s so comforting to me.. couldn’t give less of a fuck about what’s actually happening in the games tho

why THE FUCK is this on my feed fix your algorithm instagram

we’re either gonna do this the easy way or mikes way

first date idea: we take leftover surgery opioids together

tried to buy my own drink for once and it didn’t even work the bar tender handed my card right back and said “its on me” (my tits look great tonight)

happy cocktober! go cubs!

need to stop putting men on to the music i listen to bc i dont wana see their ugly lying asses at every show i go to once we stop talking

you would be surprised at the amount of people who don’t understand this costume

on a spooky ahh boat and these jet skis pulled up out of nowhere

men be like yes i hurt you but now you hate me so i am the true victim

the lioness does not concern herself with typos on her instagram story

i stg my boobs grew two sizes overnight

when you hop in the black suv and your phone is already listed in the bluetooth devices>>>

flag on the play unnecessary motion

The exact moment josh baker kept playing

i love when men are like "you're making me sound so bad" when you're literally just telling them word for word what they said and did