I wonder how many people I've spoken to for the last time in my life.

Adulthood basically comes down to a nightly decision: sleep or hobbies.

Team Rocket's talking Meowth is probably the rarest Pokémon in the series.

So many people die every day that we've never actually checked to make sure that the sun would rise without a human sacrifice.

Procrastinating makes you more productive in a shorter span of time.

You probably have someone else's goal physique.

Took my dog to a bonfire and as he sat there staring at it blankly I realized he loves sticks. I was burning a giant pile of his toys.

Bitter, sour, and salty are distinctly different tastes, but all describe the same attitude.

When I was younger I always thought finding worms in apples would be a bigger problem than it actually is.

Despite everything I have learnt from movies, I would still visit a dinosaurs park.

The day is already 33% complete at 8:00 AM.

Why is ‘bra' singular when it covers two things & 'panties' plural when it covers only one?

I'm a bit surprised that I have never met a person with a pet named Peeve.

Those who say “It's not about the money” or “I don't care about money” tend to be those with a lot of money.

I dress and act professional all day long just to look good and impress people who are also only acting professional.

If someone breaks a record in space is it still a “world” record?

“Don't spend your life trying to impress strangers on the internet”, say the famous people on Instagram.

If Vision was to get his own movie, would it be released in 2020?

It wouldn't surprise me if the Furby I had as a child is still creepily singing and cackling in a landfill somewhere.

Ireland is both one sea and one “c” away from Iceland.