'I really like the vest!'

'You got real purdy hair'

“Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked”

“Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?”

“Come on, kids. Let’s go home”
“We are home”
“That was fast”

'Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders!'

“Yo, um, I must’ve like, fallen on a bullet, and it like, drove itself into my gut”

“Is this the untimely end of Milhouse?!”

“Look at me, I'm the Prime Minister of Ireland!”
#StPatricksDay

“So, a round of applause for...this inanimate carbon rod”

'Dear Mr. President. There are too many states these days, please eliminate three. I am *not* a crackpot'

“Was that toilet always next to the refrigerator?”
“Ah, Ned, you ever try lugging a toilet up a flight of stairs”

'I never apologise, Lisa. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am'

“Hmm...that's odd. Usually the blood gets off at the second floor.”

*Oh, you don't wanna know what I really think. Now look sad and say D'oh*

'Homer, are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?'
'D'you think he noticed?'

'Finally, the great taste of Worcestershire sauce, in a soft drink!'
'Ahh, steaky!'

'This is Agent Johnson from the FBI. Be on the lookout for a 1936 maroon Stutz Bearcat'
'Ehh, that was really more of a burgundy'

“Is this the untimely end of Milhouse?”

“And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves”