i have had so many unpleasant conversations today i wish i could piss out the memory of it

we’re dating now :D

my bf & i just took turns using a clothing clip on different parts of our hands to see how the sensation varies

waaaaah waaaah it’s antisemitic to provide aid to people we are trying to kill waaaah waaaaah

hearing “don't start" gives me a thrill, makes me really want to start

“i slept like a baby” so you slept in short bursts and woke up every 2-3 hours?

if i was a cursed frog and someone kissed me, turning me back into a human, i wouldn’t feel good about it at all why are you kissing frogs

if you have to bastardize your message to resonate with people that’s not resonation that’s pandering

we have already established that curiosity killed the cat. so if each of us are endowed with a cat of our own, 9 lives each, how many lives does yours have left? mine is completely dead