The new normal

That huge feeling of relief when you refuel after being on the queue since 5am. #PetrodaArea43

Don't expect too much. It's always better to feel surprised than to feel disappointed.

⚽️ #CheLiv #PL 🔵 #KK #CFC 💪🏿

The owners love English managers. They want to give Lampard another chance as caretaker coach. If he delivers - winning champions league and moving the team up the EPL ladder, consider him the next Chelsea FC manager. #CFC

Man City vs Arsenal. World football may experience something unprecedented tonight

1. Arsenal's best season - Trophyless 2. Chelsea's worst season - Trophyless Life is really very unfair

Arsenal fan: A Chelsea mphamvu zonyozela Arsenal mukuzitenga kuti? Me: Inu mphamvu zonyozela ma team ena mukuzitenga kuti? No response 🤣🤣🤣

Winning title is not small boys' business. Try again in 19 years 🤣🤣🤣

Chelsea will lose miserably to Arsenal. In it's current form, it can't beat even its youth side #CFC

Chelsea just has to see the season out, avoid relegation and start afresh next season. Hope the new owners have learned a few things that will help them make better decisions going forward Chelsea FC

The new Chelsea owners were right in firing Tuchel. His performance had dipped to worrying levels. But they goofed in the replacement. They went for an experiment in Potter instead of a proven winner. Then they fire Potter and go for another experiment in Lampard. Chelsea FC

Key to communication, learn to tackle the problem not the person.

Some nice packaging and branding by Satemwa Tea Estates. K1,600.00 Chipiku City Centre. #BestBuyMalawian #MW2063 #Ndizotheka

A lawyer friend writes on a WhatsApp group: 'It's mostly women who are after property. When a woman is a bread winner and there's divorce, most men just walk away.'

Match day pundits looking candidly back at Klopp's legacy at Liverpool

For the record, the average age of Chelsea's first 11 last night was lower than Liverpool's #CFC

I no longer understand Chelsea FC's transfer policy

Arsenal fans have to watch Chelsea, Tottenham and Man Utd in a European final and also give Liverpool a guard of honour.

Fans of teams that parade Carabao telling Chelsea not to celebrate UEFA Conference League. Ufiti chani ? #ConferenceLeague #Chelseawinsconferenceleague