My 3-year-old just said 'I only have two hands and everyone else has five' and oof what a painfully perfect description of ADHD

CLEARLY Taylor Swift RIPPED OFF MY BAND by referencing the EXACT SAME SONG by The Starting Line as us!!!1 #taylorswift #TTPD

Noice

I don't know who needs to hear this but THIS IS NOT A THING. There is no actual evidence to support the idea that people with ADHD — real people! Like me! — are getting addicted to Adderall and abusing it to the point of overdose deaths. That's not real! bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

I wish twitter had been around when I was 23, so I could have hated people with dogs and babies because of CAPITALISM and COLONIALISM rather than simply because I was UNHAPPY and ANNOYING

Choose your side: the Bourgeoisbella, or the Portabelletariat? #FreeTheMushroomKingdom

Stop threatening me with a good time

woke student activists are doing frivolous identity politics over cafeteria banh mi and using language that betrays dangerously censorious illiberal tendencies and that’s why the national guard must crush their nonviolent protests with maximum brutality. I’m a liberal professor

Are you motherfuckers really going to make me explain the brilliant musical theory behind 'That Thing You Do!' which makes it the most perfectly constructed pop song of all time AGAIN

The Pogues

The question on everyone's lips is 'Did crime actually rise in Metropolis after Superman's death?'

The answer might shock you!

The pivot from 'the biggest problem in America is woke college campuses suppressing free speech and debate!' to 'send in the police and National Guard to silence student protests!!!' happened at dizzying speed

Homicides are down like 80% but the Nü Blü Checkmarks are more concerned with their feelings than actual facts

This is actually 19% less risk of all-causes mortality WITHIN TWO YEARS from ADHD meds. To give you a sense of how massive that is: people like me who had brain aneurysms have 2% excess mortality every year and that is considered one of the bigger unseen health time bombs.

I am Thom. God of a lot more similarities here. Bringer of the year. Fear me because she is the best way that I think I need a band.

THERE IS POWER IN A UNION BABY HELL YEAH