Houston guys only love The Astros, Pluckers, and Washington St 😭

having ppl over is so scary it’s like yeah so this is where i do my thang i guess…

when the friend with the studio apartment hosts the hang

“you should stop q tipping your ears” should i stop feeling joy too?? stop living???

Diamonds and gasoline is a perfect album…. Not a single bad song, and there isn’t many albums that can hold a candle to it

if i win the lottery i won’t say anything but there will be signs

Single digit bedtime tonight, queen?

not to brag but I can almost always tell when it's a car with antlers instead of an actual reindeer

Lowkey pushing 30 (turning 23 this upcoming year)

jesus turned water into josh

too many bottles of this josh we can’t pronounce

at the function asking everyone what their rose and thorn of the day was

this was usher tonight 😭

That’s Damn Near Normal to me.

I just checked Web MD and I have everything

Dental hygienist: you have to floss more. stop drinking so much coffee and tea. You CANNOT go on living like this Dentist: (holding my jaw to inspect it like a prized horse) yup lookin good

The older you get the deeper your love for one very specific grocery store

Not to be dramatic, but every day that I’m not at the beach is a tragedy.

can i get a kids menu & a margarita please