Boris Johnson coming back from holiday. That's it all sorted then!

Defectors Weld closed. Yobs moving in from Hammersmith. #shepherdsbush. #londonriots.

Business as usual in #shepherdsbush. Still might dust off the baseball bat though.. #bestbesafethansorry

@davidgray1982 you can shut up too!

How does one go about getting into bob sleighing?

Flat hunting my arse

Hedgehogs in hats. yfrog.com/es7uvezj

New bolognese technique has changed my life.

Is going to miss working here.

Schlongs of Praise.

DJing tonight at @westlonbassclub b2b with Thomas Monaghan! 11.30 - 1! Come down, shits about to get real!

Borderline hoarder

@RogerAjogbe do some work

Small disco presents; Tonight @dannyarkham 9-2am | sat @IXTANOVA 9-2am | Sun Thomas Monaghan 'the bun from Patty&Bun' djset 4-11pm.

RT if you think I'm a smelly bum bum

Bum bum poo poos

I would like to be referred to as sugar tits going forward. Thanks guys x

Thomas Monaghan hello. Are you the domino pizza guy? Just watched a feature on TV on Ave Maria you built and really cherish meeting you

Oh hello.