Any work going? Chef, labourer or anything? Got laid off today. Have me CSCS . Cheers.

Don't mess with Bill Goldberg 😳 #TOURVault

Anyone remembers when you could sign Everton gem Tyias Browning for €0 euros in FIFA15 Career Mode? 😂 Well, his actual professional career turned out differently than most people would have expected...🧵👀

How's he not given a pen

Credit where credit is due… Jack Harrison was fucking brilliant today. Everton

Doesn’t even come to a surprise 😂

😂😂😂

Been sick as a dog all week so decided not to go the match. Arl fella has been calling me a kopite all week for not going. Half time he sends me this haha

Be careful, Jamie gets very upset when you bring this up as apparently it upsets his family and then he’ll threaten you in a phone call to never mention it again 😊

Doucoure has just boiled the entire of Norway

Scruffy cunt who threw the bottle needs banning for life scruffy kopite cunt

So it was a foul in the build up to the goal afterall

What Alisson saw when Tarkowski had that shot

Michael Oliver - the red card Liverpool-hater origin story😂

Off to bramley moore today looking forward to seeing our new home. I've stayed away from the ground to savour this moment so this will be the first time I set eyes on it in the flesh

Night shift workers watching the clocks go forward.

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