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@thomasawful

Columnist: SFGate. Words: The Ringer, GQ, Complex, Deadspin, Vice, the New Yorker

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I remember being so crushed as a child that "Highlander II: The Quickening" actually sucked ass. I was absolutely guttted, mate. Kind of a Santa isn't real moment.

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Itโ€™s so crazy that the New York Times played an unparalleled role in constructing the mythology of rampant campus antisemitism that is now a core MAGA tool in constructing a fascist authoritarian state.

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โ€œThe name Kneecap tells me they are representing kneecap victims. Are they? No they are not,โ€™Mr Barker said.โ€ lmao god the british press is something else bbc.com/news/articles/โ€ฆ

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We badly need a federal Department of Stupids. The only solution is an army of bureaucrats who will humor complaints like this, administer childrenโ€™s menu placement puzzles, tell them which shows are real, and generally keep them too occupied to affect anything of consequence

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As the Local Election results are finalised, hereโ€™s how we predict the Peep Show characters would have voted for their local councillors ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ

As the Local Election results are finalised, hereโ€™s how we predict the Peep Show characters would have voted for their local councillors ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ
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People who think Mark is a Tory donโ€™t understand his essence. Heโ€™s a Keir Starmer type, a Corbyn hater, but isnโ€™t a capital C Conservative by any means. Heโ€™s just a fusty, meat and potatoes, missionary sex, chicken tikka masala man